Now you can create your own text to speech converter software to make your computer speak whatever you type. I found this script on some Vietnamese site. It's pretty cool. Just run this script and make it read any funny sentence.Copy the code given below in notepad and save it as anyname.vbs. Make sure that you save it as .vbs file.
Dim message, sapi message=InputBox(“What do you want me to say?”,”Speak to Me”) Set sapi=CreateObject(“sapi.spvoice”) sapi.Speak message
After making a vbs file just double click on that file and type anything you want in the textbox.